when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations
thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it
ohkirra said: It's only taken like, two years, but I've finally realised who Harry Styles reminds me of; nineteen year old Matthew. Congratulations!
When I shaved my head a few years back I gave my hair to witch doctor with a baggy of coke, a bottle of rum and a microphone. I’m not wanting to draw conclusions, however it was about the same time Harry Styles came into the world…